Speaking of Language... (HA!)

My most recent posts have been evolving... First we had my voice, then we had some language, and now, we get to the meat of it... the juicy, medium-rare, pink and warm in the center, with just the right amount of tender, beefy flavor...

Oh, sorry, I'm back.

Everyone knows that it is totally gay to call something gay these days. Unless you are referring to a gay, then it's a compliment. But in actuality, whenever anyway says something is gay, I think they mean that it is totally awesome because


gay = totally awesome
Q.E.D.


But we are all CRAVING for that one word, preferably one syllable, we can use to describe something that is no longer dumb, lame, or gay... but is...



HET.



Yes, let's start a trend where things that we don't like are referred to by the adjective, 'het' or 'hetero' (if you've got time).

Such as:

"No, I don't want to see Twilight, it's totally hetero."
or
"My brother is dating a girl, that's so het."
or
"Terrorism is totally for hets."


But also, to counteract any Southerners, we should start (continue?) using 'gay' in the correct sense:

"Man, ice cream is so gay!"
or
"Having sex with girls is SUPERGAY!"



USE AND SPREAD MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [If you don't, you're a stupid het].