NASA: Day 12

I woke up this morning, not feeling like P. Diddy, unless he was very tired and woke up too late to shower. I automatically check my email every morning because I'm important like that and the people need me, gd it!

Anyway, I was surprised and quite honestly, taken aback at one such email staring me in the face... I had a package waiting for me at Leondardtown Community Center... "Could it be?" I thought, "The Droid?" As I said this, I looked up and to my right, with the heavenly aura that is DROID wrapping its technological arms around me and resting its majestic touch-screen upon my sample bosom...

As I quickly dressed and began my walk over to the Leondardtown Community Center, I thought to Gus Gus, "Could it be? A day early? Is it possible that I could not hate the world and everyone in it for a microsecond?"

My thoughts were quickly answered once I arrived. "I have a package," I said to the attendant. She pulled out a bag, which I quickly realized did not say "Verizon" nor have a Droid, but said "GoMerch" and had a shirt that I forgot I ordered.

Alas... no Droid.


I HATE YOU.


Then, to slap me in the face, the package with the shirt was supposed to have a CD... AND IT DIDN'T. So I had to email them. They'll send it.


So at work, I had shizzzz to do. Which took me to about 11:30am. When G is in, he usually stops by, and since I was busy, I didn't go up to his office until I was done. When I ventured up there, he wasn't in. Since it was a half hour until lunch, I "read."

After lunch, I went to see if G was in. Nope. I "read." On the half hour, I would venture up to his closed office door, knock, wait, then leave. Then "read."


About 3:30pm, Emily came back from remote observing upstairs with some peeps. I told her my dilemma and how I was quickly dying inside. Next to us, Sean was sitting with his adviser, Avi, whose office is across from G's. Both Avi and Emily said that G was here this morning. The conversation went like this:

Avi: Geronimo was here this morning.
Me: No he wasn't.
Avi: Yes he was.
Me: YOU'RE A FUCKING LIAR!!!!
[Emily holds me back as I lunge for his throat].
Avi: He went out to lunch, and then he might have gone somewhere to watch the Argentina world cup game.
Me: GD IT!!
[I eye Avi suspiciously and leave].

Since Emily just had some reading to do, and Mickey was getting his wisdom teeth out, and Sean didn't ride with us that day, we left at 4pm instead of our usual 5pm.

I came home and took a nap.