Day Two At NASA: Awesome Findings

This is going to be a very brief post, but hopefully, I will write another today... but I'm TIRED.

Anyway, as I was venturing around Building 34 looking for a bathroom, I found some awesomeness.

There are not one, but two, COUNT 'EM, TWO, lactation rooms, for all your lactation needs:

Unfortunately, they were both vacant when I went on lunch... Sad day :(

 

But there are MORE THAN ENOUGH showers to go around. The stipulation is that one woman and one man must shower together. And there is a pole in the middle for your showering pleasure. And for the kinky type:

 

One man. One woman. One pole. One wheelchair. GO. 

I also thought this was really interesting:

 

My dad, mom, godmother, and others used to work at this place (my dad the longest) and then it was bought by Compaq, which was bought by HP. BUT WHAT IS IT DOING AT NASA?!?!??! 

Do I smell another conspiracy? Or do I just need to shower? RIDDLE ME THIS.