NO INTERNET.
Let’s face it, people. I need the internet, AND THE INTERNET NEEDS ME.
Take right now for example, I need the internet. And my loyal and earnest fans need me to blog my complaints to them!
How am I supposed to blog about the probabilities that I will EVER RECEIVE THE DROID when I CAN’T LOG-ON? I can’t is how.
UGH. It’s getting RI-GOD-DAMN-DICULOUS.
(What is getting ri-gd-diculous you ask? HOW ABOUT MY LIFE? Don’t you roll your eyes at me and say I’m over-reacting… I’LL OVER-REACT YOU!!! (Goddard is having an anger management seminar on its campus where you can learn the different types of anger and how to deal with them… show of hands who think I should attend… and take detailed notes…)).
Sure, there’s a million other things I could be doing right now… but there’s only ONE thing I want to be doing. Actually, there are many things I want to be doing, but the most-wanted are the things that I most-can’t-do!
G F D
Am I right???
I am. Always. Remember that. It’s an important life lesson. I actually just saved you years of suffering and hardship.
You owe me.
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