Jurassic Planet: This Week is Scaring Me

So no one has let me know about the 'two-letter word' rule for titles and so I HATE ALL OF YOU :)

Anyway, this week is scaring the BALLS off of me. Legit... I have NO BALLS.

Let me explain.

Last Friday, my Mom, G-ram and Bile drove town from NY to tourist it up (more posts to follow on this). We went to Outback Steakhouse that night, which is ALWAYS HEAVENLY. And for some reason, the Chocolate Thunder from Down Under (brownie/ice cream deliciousness), which is my all-time favorite dessert ever in the history of life, was EVEN MORE GD DELICIOUS THAN IT EVER HAS BEEN BEFORE. So that was nice :)

THEN, I got to stay in the hotel with my Gram and the bed was fluffy, pillowy, downy comfyness (not the same as my bed, but amazing nonetheless). Additionally, I got to have a Belgian waffle for breakfast each morning!

On Saturday, we trolleyed around DC and saw the Lincoln Memorial and the Natch History Museum, which was also great.

On Sunday, we trolleyed around DC some more, went to Georgetown, had lunch, came back to the hotel and napped, and Bill and I went on a ghost tour, right in front of the White House, which was also great! My new daddy and I totally bonded and he told me about the changes my body is going through as we played catch in the backyard and talked about girls.

Then on Monday, the day flew by like a fast-flying bird of some sort. I had lunch with Mickey, Sean and Emily at Chipotle and it was everything you could hope for in a lunch with friends. That night, Mickey and Emily and I saw INCEPTION AND IT WAS GLORIOUS. Also, I got a letter stating that the erroneous $300 parking ticket that the University of Maryland issued me because they are dickbags was voided... HUZZAH!

Tuesday happened.

On Wednesday, Geronimo was shooting lasers at me and Boncho walked in and made a joke (not a joke) about aliens on Mars and then in his Bulgarian talkyness, he said something about 'correspondence' and 'grant money' about sending me somewhere... and then Geronimo even said something about me wanting to continue my work... HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHE

On Thursday, I had a great hair day! And Avi, Sean's mentor, gave us a talk at lunchtime, and it was a great presentation and I had asked (insightful!) questions and even joked about kitty videos with him!

On Friday, we left early to get our paychecks, that were still not direct-deposited after 7 weeks, but I was still riding my high, so I'll just send this "Adrienne" person a puppy email. After work, Emily and I went to B-dubs-dubs, which was no big thing, but it was hilarious listening to this team of basketball players sitting next to us yell out (what they thought were) the answers to the trivia questions. They also liked my trivia name, B-Real.

Later that night, Emily and I went to Albert's and had fun playing Rock Band, and I also REDISCOVERED THE AWESOME THAT IS THE GAME, CATCHPHRASE. Emily and I played on the metro on the ride home, and people on the metro started playing with us... that's pretty awesome.

TODAY, Emily, Sean, Iva and I went to the National Aquarium at Baltimore and it was AWESOME. I highly recommend the dolphin show, which was great. And the aquarium is really set up in a great way so that everyone is ushered in one direction so there is no random haphazard stampeding around.

LAST BUT NOT LEAST!!!!

Y'all remember my Droid experience... I beat it into your heads enough, didn't I?

WELL IT'S BACK!

So, I finally got my Droid Incredible on June 30th. On July 15th, Verizon came out with the Droid X which is smaller and better and cooler and makey me wanty.

WELL, I figured... this isn't fair! It's the same GD price I paid for the dumb Incredible which is now obsolete! How am I supposed to win friends when I don't have the latest Droid??!?! I'm not. Thus, I decided to got to Verizon and complain. WHY THE HECK NOT?

When I got there, I immediately asked for a manager. Long story short, it was no big deal and I should receive the Droid X on August 4th!!! (We will see about that). I was even able to return the Droid Incredible case! So I only lost $13 on the deal for the screen protectors.

That not ain't bad!

So I am using my Dare again for the next 11 days, but hopefully then, I will have the X!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

So Emily and I have been talking, and we are TERRIFIED of next week, because this week has been so great. I'm thinking next week the Apocalypse might occur.

Or maybe the Mayans got their dates wrong and the whole "2012" thing is happening next week.

My Gram also says that Obama is Hitler, and since I'm so close to DC, he could have something planned for next week. I mean, I don't have any Jew-gold or anything, but mistakes happen.