hi.

So I haven't written a post in a while. DEAL WITH IT.

Actually, there are a plethora of reasons I haven't written, and it nicely segues into a post!

Firstly,

I'm LAZY.

When I work upwards of seven hours a day (you don't know what that's like... MOM!), I GET TIRED. Plus, the "beds" here are... a whole separate post-worthy. So more on that later.

Secondly,

I'm APATHETIC.

I just don't care. :) :) :)

Thirdly,

I'm ANGRY.

Cue picture: 

I hear you all, "We get it, we get it, you're angry... move on!"

WELL SCREW YOU!!! is what I have to say about that. [I also have to say that I could stare at that picture of myself above for HOURS... so, yes, I will try and fit it into absolutely every post, sometimes more than once.]

So anyway, back to what I was saying. The angry thing. Yeah, that's my main emotion. But my second-most-common emotion just so happens to be whiny-emo-crying (I see you nodding Tahlia!). Often the anger and emo are intertwined so as to form a slobbery web of emotion that traps anyone I can weasel into listening to my problems (T - stop nodding). Then they tell me that I'm wrong and the web just grows bigger and more entangled. HA!

BUT, before I began this blog, I vowed to never let it become an emo-y web-diary filled with song lyrics that accurately represent my (two) emotions. AS ENTICING AS THIS TYPE OF BLOG SOUNDS, I stay true to this vow that I vowed, vowingly.

Additionally, I'm not the subtlest person (can you believe that?), and also since I have thousands of loyal followers the world over, and since I don't know who might happen upon my blog as it reaches #1 status on Google,

[SEGUE]

I am forced to censor myself.

There are also things like 'social norms', 'blatant racism,' and 'cat-lady craziness' that people refer to but I'm not listening.

But the main reason I need to censor myself is because of who is reading this... like "parents" (those debbie-downers!) and though it may seem far-fetched, I can't write about _____ _________ and ____ _________ (_______ or _____) because they *may* happen upon the site and take offense. Well, _____ would totally laugh but ____ would totally cry. Then _____ would high-five _____ and ______. Speaking of which, _____ is my future lover. _____ will hate that. :)


But as such, you will miss out on a few awesome (emo-y?) things. But as is already obvious, I don't censor myself that much. Purely for your enjoyment! :)

Long story short, it is sometimes hard to censor myself (read: my emotions) or overcome my laziness to write a post. Also, Emily really hasn't been that funny lately. It's actually kind of a drag hanging out with her... [I'll give her the hint to step it up by making her go read this as soon as I post it. Nothing like a little passive-aggressiveness to get things done.]

LOVE YOU!!!!

YES!