InsomniAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Well I was hoping that once I had gradumacated and gotten my grad school essays written, that my insomnia would subside. I had inklings of hope whilst in NY when I was surprisingly able to get to sleep by 3am-ish NY time (which would be 1am-ish CO time - whoa!). And this was even in the frigid-death-cave that was the room I stayed in at my Gram's! Alas, 'twas not meant to be.

Currently, even WITH sleeping aids, and not taking naps during the day, I sleep *maybe* two hours a night, unrestful, etc. BLEH. I'm dying here people.

Well, I think I'm just gonna accept the fact that I will never again sleep at night, and just go with it. What other choice do I have, really? I'll get in bed around 1am, I'll lay there for a few hours, then I'll get up and BLOG ABOUT IT. I like the sound of that! And I mean, as long as I don't have a headache, I'm not doing too bad. I can't wait for the day when I "accidentally" shove my arm down the bagel slicer at work and whoopsiedoodle! It'll take me SO much longer to blog.


BUT this is the moment I've REALLY been waiting for. (And you too, I'm sure).

So at my like, what was it, 48th birthday this past year, my AWESOME friend got me these AWESOME gifts. Well, I was ecstatic to use them, AND BLOG ABOUT IT, but I didn't want to give it some half-assed post, and so I've been waiting for the moment to arise when I sit up in bed, put my glasses on only to seductively remove them in a, "By God! It's time!" sort of way.

Well, I'd just like you to know that I have written this ENTIRE POST with the none-other than my blog-assisting friends, THE PARTY RATS!!!

You'll notice it says right on the package that they are, and I quote, Ideal for NIGHT BLOGGING. And ideal they are.

Look at the blogaction (one word, say it out loud - blogaction (blah GAK shun)) occurring RIGHT NOW!

Why, that's the blog on the screen! 

You'll also notice these Party Rats, as it were, have super night-blogging laser-eye action (action action action action). 

It almost makes them... dare I say it?... IDEAL FOR NIGHT-BLOGGING!!!!!! 

I have yet to name my furry blog-assisting friends... but they'll be good.

I'd also like to bring attention to the two uses for Party Rats: raves and night-blogging.

DON'T FORGET BUZCO! 

Photo courtesy of Buzco La Perra Verdenegra