WTF LIFE????

Oh.

My.



God.


Life is like... COMPLETELY FUCKED UP IN THE HEAD. Just saying. Things are happening and I don't know what's going on and OMG. I really wish I could explain it to y'all, but I can't.

Like... I got this email... an important one. I ran outside to call someone and not five seconds before I am standing there, two cars get into a car crash behind me.


FUCKED, AM I RIGHT???? 


And all these other "weird" things happen to me ALL THE TIME.... Like the amount of homework I did this weekend - A LOT! YIKES! What is going on? Remember this summer where Emily and I were scared shitless because of how well the week was going? And we figured it was due to the coming Apocalypse?



WELL IT'S HERE NOW PEOPLE! 



I'm scared. I *would* prefer if you'd hold me. DO IT. You know who you are.




Long story short, I will live the rest of my life shaking my head in disbelief at the UTTER MADNESS THAT CALLS ITSELF MY LIFE.


OH! *AND* to top today off, Deno also told me that you can now ITALICIZE in g-chat. How could you keep something like that from me, Life?!?!?!


Well, T-town believes that Karma is frick-fracking SCREAMING at me right now, but alas, neither of us can figure out the message. At least "life" will be eventful, right? Right?