Blogocol

So I'm not hip on blog protocol, or "blogocol" if you will, so I will probably end up with some sort of random, chaotic type of posting that no supercomputer could predict, and I'll call it my life. For example, I will probably post up to 36 times one day (in accordance with my ever-changing mood), and then not post for weeks, and then create 80 super-long posts about the previous three weeks and then not post... etc. etc. And then, I'll eventually become bored and forget about my blog until my mailbox is flooded with angry/horny requests from all my loyal fans that I post some nudes, sparking my triumphant return! I'm excited already! (Sexually excited).