Blogocol

So I'm not hip on blog protocol, or "blogocol" if you will, so I will probably end up with some sort of random, chaotic type of posting that no supercomputer could predict, and I'll call it my life. For example, I will probably post up to 36 times one day (in accordance with my ever-changing mood), and then not post for weeks, and then create 80 super-long posts about the previous three weeks and then not post... etc. etc. And then, I'll eventually become bored and forget about my blog until my mailbox is flooded with angry/horny requests from all my loyal fans that I post some nudes, sparking my triumphant return! I'm excited already! (Sexually excited).

Impulsive Blogging! A NEW HIT!

I'm sitting in my last evolution class of the semester, watching videos that depict evolution in five minutes or less... meaning I'm on my computer reading a blog I was sent the link to last night. In my non-sleep, paper-writing, studying, dreading-finals state, I HAVE IMPULSIVELY DECIDED TO START MY OWN BLOG.

Mainly, my thought process went like this: "DANG! 'Hyperbole and a Half' by Allie is a sweet, sweet awesome blog! She is hilarious! WAIT! I'M HILARIOUS. WAIT-ER! I ALSO LIKE DINOSAURS!!! Ipso facto: blog. Note: I do not know what ipso facto really means. But does anyone?

Nope.

So, as part of my first audience-interactive blog, I need a sweet title! Your thoughts?